And that’s not a joke, as much as we thought it was. Colorado Springs police confirmed to The Daily News that they’re on the hunt for a woman who apparently is pooping like a mad dog across the city. Police are asking the public to help identify the woman, who, apparently has gone on a mad pooping spree while going on jogs throughout the area.
Police say she’s been pooping all over the city, including, uh, in an area Walgreens. She’s apparently been caught quite a few times, and uh, has acknowledged that she’s been pooping. Residents in the area have dubbed her the “Mad Pooper” which is ironically and hilariously a reference to Bobs Burgers.