There’s a mad pooper on the loose in Colorado Springs

And that’s not a joke, as much as we thought it was.  Colorado Springs police confirmed to The Daily News that they’re on the hunt for a woman who apparently is pooping like a mad dog across the city.  Police are asking the public to help identify the woman, who, apparently has gone on a mad pooping spree while going on jogs throughout the area.

Police say she’s been pooping all over the city, including, uh, in an area Walgreens. She’s apparently been caught quite a few times, and uh,  has acknowledged that she’s been pooping.  Residents in the area have dubbed her the “Mad Pooper” which is ironically and hilariously  a reference to Bobs Burgers.

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