Tag: Weird

A rapper chopped off his roommates penis in an effort to go viral on the internet
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A rapper chopped off his roommates penis in an effort to go viral on the internet

Desperate times call for despearate measures. A popular Spanish rapper is facing upwards of four and a half years in prison for apparently amputating his roommates’ manhood in a pay-for-play type scheme. Police say that Aaron Beltran made an agreement with his roommate Andrew to chop off his penis for viral content and that he would pay him as a result. The payments allegedly ranged from £173, or about $240, to a maximum of £2,164, or about $3,000, according to the report first published in The Independent. “On the afternoon of March 8, just before 7:15 p.m. when both men were in the victim’s bedroom, Andrew tied his pajama cord round the bottom of his penis to avoid hemorrhaging,” the indictment reads, the Sun reported. “The accused, who was sat on a chair in front ...
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Lying racist prosecutor Linda Fairstein BOOTED from two positions after petition goes viral

BYE BYE Linda. According to reports, Linda Fairstein (the woman now further revealed to have played a huge part in the wrongful conviction of the Central Park 5) has lost two of her top positions. Reports confirmed that Fairstein is out at Vassar College after a reported petition went viral. The petition demanded that Fairstein be removed because of her obvious negligence to the law and very clear racism. Secondly, further reports confirmed that Fairstein has left Safe Horizon --- a program meant for abuse and domestic violence survivors. Meanwhile, Fairstein claims that the When They See Us series is a "basket of lies".
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All you need to know about the arrest of Huawei ‘s leading lady

China's mobile phone technology maker Huawei is in the news today, as uh, Mrs Meng was arrested by Canadian authorities at the request of the U.S. According to Canadian authorities in Vancouver, the Department of Justice, quietly issued a warrant for Meng's arrest if and when she entered territory where they lawfully request extradition (or even flat out arrest her themselves). According to court documents, the U.S, alleges that Huawei knowingly violated U.S sanctions against Iran -- by knowingly shipping their products and technology pieces to the country over the past several years. Huawei, of course, denies the claims -- although wouldn't elaborate any further. The woman at the center of the arrest is Meng Wanzhou. Wanzhou, 46, is the daughter of Huawei 's founder. Wanzhou also ...
Domestic terrorists take over Federal Wild Life building in Oregon
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Domestic terrorists take over Federal Wild Life building in Oregon

Christian terrorists takeover Federal Wildlife and Refuge building over the two mandatory 5 year sentences  for two men accused of arson on federal land. Dwight and Steve Hammond were jointly convicted after sparking arson on federal land. The two must serve five years respectively for their crimes. The Bundy Brother's claim that such sentences and the control of federal land by the United States is a "direct violation of the "constitutional right by states" to control their own land. Bundy's announce that they're armed and a "militia" and are prepared to "fight" to the end. Some reports even claim that they've said "We will die trying to protect the land we have the right to be on". Controversy erupted after lackluster coverage of the federal takeover appeared in American m...
Everything you need to know about Ethan Couch and his time in Mexico
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Everything you need to know about Ethan Couch and his time in Mexico

He's perhaps a famous criminal by now, literally, by all accounts.  The ladder end of 2015 saw Ethan Couch narrowly escape a probation violation, only, after his mum  Tonya reportedly helped him flee Texas for Mexico.   Couch, was arrested just before the New Year in Mexico -- but for the time being will remain there after apparently filing legal docs to keep himself in the country. According to reports,  Ethan, remains in Mexico City whereas his mother Tonya was previously deported earlier this week back to Los Angeles for arraignment for her own part in his fleeing the country on criminal charges. Ethan, claims that his rights were violated and he "has the right to stay in Mexico".  Although, the twosome allegedly entered the country improperly to begin with. Couch's case of life o...
Hitler apparently only had one testicle: Medical Documents
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Hitler apparently only had one testicle: Medical Documents

In case you were one of those that were oddly fascinated by Adolf Hitler, and more importantly, his genitals -- we have news for you. Medical documents that apparently surfaced in 2010 have now been "fully analyzed" which has now confirmed an apparent long standing rumor. Hitler, had only one testicle due to a bizarre medical condition that was common in youngsters during his century. Per the documents, which surfaced after Hitler was first imprisoned in 1923 following a failed coup -- he suffered -- from cryptorchidism.  cryptorchidism is a problem in which causes on testicle not to actually fall into a male's scrotum, something, that is sometimes common among youngsters. Via The Huffington Post
Going to Mcdonald ‘s probably isn’t the best idea you’ve had
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Going to Mcdonald ‘s probably isn’t the best idea you’ve had

Perhaps even ever. A twenty something idiot in Miami is in jail this holiday weekend after killing a customer he told that their order was ready. According to Miami police,  David Gibbs, 23,  was arrested over the weekend after shooting a senior citizen Leda Phillip after telling them their order was ready. According to police, witness accounts vary of the incident. Police say Gibbs, 23, apparently wasn't paying attention when  Phillip told him his order was ready.  Following such... the two got into an altercation later resulting in  Phillip being shot by  Gibbs' unmarked and illegal concealed weapon.  Gibbs, has since been charged with numerous crimes including possession of  a weapon and shooting inside of a building.  
There’s this really weird story involving Netflix: Details
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There’s this really weird story involving Netflix: Details

This 2014 photo provided by The Satanic Temple shows a bronze Baphomet, which depicts Satan as a goat-headed figure surrounded by two children.   (The Satanic Temple via AP) So weird, that uh, we're not quite sure how to insert some snarky opening sentence about it.  A particular Satanic temple is in the headlines  this Wednesday morning, after, it claimed that a particular popular Netflix show stole many of its ideas and its own Satanic temple. Here's where it gets really interesting.  According to reports,  those behind  the fight to stop the  separation from church-and-state  apparently feel that  Netflix's reboot of Sabrina The Teenage Witch specifically copied the design of their Temple of Baphomet.  (If you're wondering what that is, check out this Google link -- because we...
America is still harassing kids who don’t have lunch money
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America is still harassing kids who don’t have lunch money

IDAHO --  We've all been there, and perhaps, its probably the worst feeling ever -- a long day at school -- but you either forgot your lunch money or ran out.   One lunch lady in Idaho, however, took it upon herself for a young lady who  fell between those two categorizations to provide her a lunch.Sign the petition to help get Bowden back to work, here. That same lady has now been fired for "stealing district property".  According to reports,  Dalene Bowden gave a young female student a $1.70 hot meal after she informed Bowden that she was "hungry" but didn't have lunch money.Via The Idaho Journal"I know I screwed up, but what are you supposed to do when the kid tells you that they're hungry and they don't have any money?" says Bowden, acknowledging she was once warned about giving a stud...
Sultan of Brunei bans Christmas
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Sultan of Brunei bans Christmas

Sorry folks, if you enjoy Christmas and fancy a look or two at some pretty lights -- don't think you're going to vacation in Brunei this holiday season. According to reports out of the Middle East,  Brunei's ruler Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah has apparently banned all Christmas related activities in the country. Why, you say?  The Telegraph reports that he apparently decided to ban such things out of fear that it would "taint" Muslims and the Islam religion.  Per Brunei authorities,  non-Muslims are able to celebrate Christmas, however, it must be kept secret from other Muslims. The maximum fine for a Muslim celebrating Christmas in Brunei: $20,000 USD and 5 years in prison.
Meet Larry the 62-year-old  “Sanctioned” Pervert
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Meet Larry the 62-year-old “Sanctioned” Pervert

At least in America.  As much as we'd like to say this is some weird joke cooked up from the dark web, uh, it's anything but.  According to reports, the "surrogate" men are legally sanctioned men who are allowed to help women "enjoy sex" (let's not confuse them with gigolos, however, sounds like they're just that). The "International Professional Surrogates Association" (no that's not some scam organization in Nigeria, apparently) sanctioned a 62-year-old man named Larry. Larry, serves as a pivotal member of the organization to help women "overcome their fears and anxieties" about sexual and physical intimacy.  
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In 4 images, #RobertBowers defined

The white terrorist that shot up a Synagogue literally an hour ago in Pittsburgh, uh, is just that. An anti-Jew individual who claimed to hate Trunp, ehum, has quite the interesting internet past.
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In 4 images, #RobertBowers defined

The white terrorist that shot up a Synagogue literally an hour ago in Pittsburgh, uh, is just that. An anti-Jew individual who claimed to hate Trump, ehum, has quite the interesting internet past.
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New bomb targets discovered in Florida

Interesting developments in Florida today. We we previously reported that the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY confirmed that an Opa Locka mail facility processed at least some of the bomb packages, now, we have even further information. Police officials who were not authorized to speak on the matter confirmed that a package this morning led to the discovery at the facility. That package, uh, was actually addressed to James Clapper & Senator Cory Booker. Both packages contained almost identical pipe bombs from previous packages. Although this time, uh, officials believe that the packages didn't originate from Debbie Schultz office in nearby South Florida.
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