As cruel and often cynical as our columns sometimes are, we have to report that this one is not a joke. According to reports, Pizza Hut is now "offering apprenticeships" to those interested to learn how the world of "business and pizza" mesh together.
The apprenticeships will take place over the "next five years" but its unclear how in fact they will be awarded. Otherwise, expect to be paid a bare $8-$10 during your time at the University of Pizza Hut.
Psst! This now means that getting a degree in Pizza is easier than ever.