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Jerry Springer is getting a Judge Judy style court show

Looks like Jerry Springer is moving on to bigger things. The legendary ratchet tv host is headed to TV as an actual television judge (Think Judge Judy) in the fall of 2019. Reports confirmed Monday that Springer has finally decided to let "his career take full circle and finally put his law degree to use". Jokingly, Springer announced on social media that for the "first time he would be considered honorable". Springer made a widely known and often mocked name for himself as the host of the Jerry Springer show. That show, uh, is probably better known for the many hilarious ratchet fights in which it has produced.
Drake Bell arrested for DUI: Reports
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Drake Bell arrested for DUI: Reports

Bad news for former child heart throb Drake Bell. According to The Mail Online, the former teen star was arrested on suspicion of DUI last night later being released on $20,000 bail. Bell was reportedly pulled over in Glendale, Calif just outside of Los Angeles after abruptly stopping at a  stop light. He was going 50 mph in a 35 mph zone. He as held for all of 10 hours.
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Londoners are having a hard time with KFC ‘s chicken shortages

And it is making for quite an amusing time for local police. Officers took to Twitter to complain that  calling emergency services over the apparent shortages (which are now also over) is against the law and not a public emergency.  The shortages kicked off last week after delivery errors  with a supplier made for a hairy situation with KFC, who, acknowledged the problem publicly. The issue has caused quite the headache for KFC, because, people apparently really love their chicken.   Turns out,  at least 700 or store of their stores  are now open up from about 300.   The shortages haven't and hopefully won't  hit America. KFC decidedly avoided comment when contacted by The Daily News about the shortages that made their  weekend rather interesting.
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Montana theft plot hilariously foiled, uh, and then some

MONTANA --  If you're going to rob a house, uh, you probably should double-check the contents of the robbery items in question first. A Montana man learned his fate this weekend, uh, after he decided t o rob a home but the plot was foiled by items he wanted placed in the U-Haul truck.  The item ? According to police,  Patrick Adams , got caught after his unknowing accomplices discovered military medals in the boxes that they suspected didn't belong to him. Adams, last July, managed to make off from a man's home (a service-members residence at that..) with more than $40,000 in goods.   Police reports say that Adams story fell apart after people saw military medals in some of the belongings he was trying to smuggle out of the home. Per the AP,  his friends "felt suspicious because he had ...
There’s a mad pooper on the loose in  Colorado Springs
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There’s a mad pooper on the loose in Colorado Springs

And that's not a joke, as much as we thought it was.  Colorado Springs police confirmed to The Daily News that they're on the hunt for a woman who apparently is pooping like a mad dog across the city.  Police are asking the public to help identify the woman, who, apparently has gone on a mad pooping spree while going on jogs throughout the area. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu56ENinU9w Police say she's been pooping all over the city, including, uh, in an area Walgreens. She's apparently been caught quite a few times, and uh,  has acknowledged that she's been pooping.  Residents in the area have dubbed her the "Mad Pooper" which is ironically and hilariously  a reference to Bobs Burgers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-QV5zCNyKk
4 Celebs Who Are Surprisingly Almost Broke
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4 Celebs Who Are Surprisingly Almost Broke

Celebrities and their wealthy lives usually make opening up social media from your office cubicle, a bit more amusing. Whether it be because they're stupid drunk, or just down right stupid, one would usually think their lives are seemingly pretty easy.  But, for these five stars,  life isn't all about the wealth and the riches. Kelly Rutherford After her much publicized divorce,  Rutherford, was forced  to file for bankruptcy in 2013.  Her litigation fees and what not skyrocketed to just upwards of about $1.4m, uh, leaving her with pretty much nothing. This was a far cry from her days on Gossip Girl, when, one would have been led to believe Rutherford was living a pretty high life. "Let's call it like it is, divorce is a business". Her net worth? Around $900,000 as of 2017. ...
There is a final Friday Movie “Last Friday” coming
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There is a final Friday Movie “Last Friday” coming

Confirming last night.... Ice Cube sat for an interview with the hilarious James Corden only to reveal that after years of speculation, the final Friday movie, is coming. Entitled Last Friday, the film will star the original cast+ some and will be the last installment in the hilarious franchise. No word on any release date  in the near future though.  When pressed for questions  by The Daily News, Ice Cube, reiterated what he said on James Corden but noted that "we'd have to wait for further details".  
People think the new bodyguard of South Korea ‘s president is insanely hot
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People think the new bodyguard of South Korea ‘s president is insanely hot

No, literally.  Most of the weekend, Twitter, gave us every reason to chuckle as usual.  Over the weekend, S.K, officially inaugurated its next president after the fall of the woman responsible for that previous administration and its corruption that we won't actually name. Now, Moon Jae-In has taken over and his bodyguard is actually the one catching all the attention.  Buzzfeed hilariously decided to dig deep and identify the poor guy, who, is apparently a 36-year-old father of two in South Korea. The man, uh, has been named as Choi Young-Jae, the new bodyguard in question [Via The New York Post].
$425 Muddy Jeans are really a thing
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$425 Muddy Jeans are really a thing

At least in the land of Nordstrom and someone who thought of this crazy idea.  Nordstrom 's aforementioned "pre-muddied jeans" are very interesting to say the least, mostly, because they managed to take Ivanka Trump out of stores in place for this.  We're struggling to comprehend why someone would spend $425 on a pair of jeans that you could essentially do the same for free in about 15 minutes in your neighbors backyard. Meanwhile, yeah, uh, they're totally a thing. And per Nordstrom, they can't actually be  put in the washing machine (now that's the craziest part).  In other news, we have no real comment on this one.
Michigan parents turn the tables on credit card stealing daughter
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Michigan parents turn the tables on credit card stealing daughter

Let this be a reminder, that, credit card fraud is a real thing  and even your parents can bust you for it. According to Michigan authorities; Interpol, TSA, and airline employees an 18-year-old Michigan woman was arrested pre-take off on a Germany bound flight after hijacking her dad's credit card. Police say that the woman apparently took his info and such to get a new credit card whereas she bought $1,200 worth of plane tickets to Germany to see her boyfriend. Meanwhile, her aparents have now sided with police and reportedly want criminal fraud charges persued against their own daughter.
Texas Department of Transportation: Do Not Pokemon Go And Drive
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Texas Department of Transportation: Do Not Pokemon Go And Drive

In today's humorous column of the day, the Texas Department of Transportation got in on the Pokemon Go craze -- mostly -- because dummies in Texas are sticking their phones out of  their car windows doing 65mph down the highway (trust us! we've witnessed this already!) trying to find a Pokemon. In other news....
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Laugh of the Day: Ivanka Trump ‘s scarves recalled over flammable risk

File this one under: hilarious. According to consumer watch dogs, Ivanka Trump's collection of rayon scarves in China -- have been recalled over flammability risks linked to the Ivanka Trump Collection.  Reports indicate that the scarves from November 2014 until now are under recall, and, are up for full refund. Via the AP
Gloria Steinem’s feature in Land’s End a retail nightmare
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Gloria Steinem’s feature in Land’s End a retail nightmare

If there's one thing  people want to do in peace, er, that might just be shop.  High end retailer Land's End discovered just that after it dumbly decided to feature Gloria Steinem in its Spring catalog, resulting, in utter backlash.  In the Spring catalog,  Steinem discusses various things (minus her abortion views, etc).  But that still upset customers. We understand that some of our customers were offended," the company said in a statement. "We thought it was a good idea and we heard from our customers that, for different reasons, it wasn't. For that, we sincerely apologize." Land's End has since scrubbed all mention of Steinem from its website, however, the backlash isn't quite over yet.
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