LONDON -- Breaking the erroneous gag order that has been placed across British papers everywhere, it, appears that one of our editors has pieced together one of the identities of the "Celebrity Threesome" couple who ordered the British press mute.
After a bit of searching, we figured out that the Scottish paper who allegedly has the identities has not yet been published online. Therefore, we scoured social media for clues ad to who they are.
Matching recent reports, er, the celebrity couple has been identified as Music legend Elton John and his husband David who have been named in American media reports as recently having gone through a cheating scandal. As seen in this photo pulled from Twitter, the Americans were the first to confirm the news.