In this week's dumbassery of the week a Florida man is in jail after he apparently jihacked a car and then realised that it was a stick shift. According to Orange County police, 25-year-old Jaylen Alexander was arrested because he didn't know how to operate the stick shift to make the car accelerate. He had ditched the first car he tried to rob, but, somehow convinced himself that it was smart to try it a second time. Sometimes you just can't make shit up. This is one of those times. Police charged him with battery of a person over 65, trespassing, and carjacking.