England has now joined the ranks of some European territories in declaring a second lockdown (just days after France ordered its own nationwide lockdown amid spikes in the Coronavirus pandemic.) According to Downing Street, the new lockdown will be similar to the last except this time people will be far more restricted as to where they can and can’t go.
But don’t worry — if Tesco attempts to ban feminine items this time feel free to call the authorities because they can’t do that. This lockdown per the Prime Minister ‘s office will reportedly last upwards of four weeks and may go on longer if the virus isn’t pining downwards at that point.