Quarantine T.V is as juicy as expected and better than ever. On. the most recent episode of Vanderpump Rules, the two most irrelevant cast members from the hit BRAVO show traveled to Vegas again (the ep from 14 April) to get married for a second time. But in their adventure to Vegas, they appear to have forgotten about one heartbroken person: Kristen.
I question the marriage because if anyone is more of an expert ghosted than Katie Maloney I’d certainly like to meet them. Schwartz did indeed, however, get his rather troubled wish of dressing up in a very cheesy Elvis fringe-inspired get-up that should’ve been left in the Full House era dress rehearsal closet he got it out of.
But who the hell forgets to file the paperwork in their own wedding!? Even though I don’t like Maloney because I feel like she’s dull as f***, she could do a ton better.
Perhaps it was Lisa herself though who had the last lough for his shortcomings. Just ahead of the wedding, Lisa planted her bra in his suitcase which was later found by Katie herself. Of course the two argued over it, until Katie realised that the bra actually belonged to Lisa and they confronted her about it.
Episode rating: 2.5 stars