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NEW YORK WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW… IT IS OKAY TO BANG YOUR ROOMMATE…

I so wish that was a joke but a sex-guide (particularly safe sex) published by the Department of Health certainly has people laughing, and wondering if they were actually serious. In the guide — people are advised to self-soothe themselves by masturbating or simply and I quote “the next safest person is someone you live with.”

Officials warned in the guide that eating ass may actually spread the coronavirus….

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