LONDON — Because of his bewildering dumbfoundedness and the like this newspaper will no longer refer to him as Prince Andrew. All further articles will feature the identification “Andrew”.
This week brought monumental changes to Buckingham Palace as the Queen has sought to distance herself from her troubled son. As businesses; charities, and the like have all jumped ship from association with Andrew — the Queen reportedly kicked him out of his private office inside palace quarters.
According to CNBC, the Queen and Prince Charles were both part of the driving force to remove Andrew from the mix. In the modern age, we’re all apparent that the monarchy wouldn’t survive had they not did such.
The Guardian subsequently confirmed howoever, uh, that Andrew will still be working for the aforementioned Pitch@Palace.
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