AURORA, COLORADO — An Aurora woman is in trouble today after it apparently occurred to her that using a 7-Eleven microwave to to heat up a cup of urine probably wasn’t the brightest of her ideas. According to the New York Post, Angelique Sanchez apparently decided to visit an Aurora located store, where, she then apparently decided to stick an analysis of her urine into the microwave.
Somethings you just can’t make up. The Post notes that she apparently showed up around 6pm earlier this week, but then, decided to try and secretly damage the stores property behind the back of the clerk. She has since been issued a reported summons for damage to property, although, has not been publicly available for comment.
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