Police: Amber Heard lying, there was no evidence of domestic abuse

LOS ANGELES —  Despite many reports and claims from Amber Heard that she was assaulted by Johnny Depp, er, there’s something interesting many should know at this point. Los Angeles authorities say the night in question, perhaps, that Saturday, no evidence of domestic violence was present at the Heard-Depp home.

This contradicts the original statements made by Heard, who, claimed that Depp had assaulted her with an iPhone after an altercation in their home. The altercation, er, never happened according to police.  Interestingly, an op-ed from a group of Depp’s friends has since appeared online, and, those very same friends were at his home that Saturday afternoon.

Heard, on the other hand was last seen Saturday leaving her lawyers office (and barely a  bruise in sight).