In the latest crackdown on for profit schools in America, the United States has now reportedly taken aim at DeVry University. According to court documents […]
Month: January 2016
Ethan Couch to return to Texas: Reports
MEXICO — After a long and drawn out injunction it appears that Ethan Couch is now prepared to face the consequences of his actions. According […]
Mohammed SHK severely injured in hoverboard crash
Our leader is down, and injured. Yesterday, Mohammed SHK was severely injured in a hoverboard crash after the device started to vibrate and malfunction while […]
Denmark passes new law regarding assets of migrants
DENMARK — Migrants in Denmark are about to get a very loud awakening when it comes to housing; and entitlements now that they’ve joined the […]
Donald Trump leading in new U.S National Republican Poll
No, this isn’t some weird dream you’re in — Donald Trump is actually leading in a newly released CNN poll out today. According to the […]
America’s failing Customs And Immigration Program
NEW YORK — A new report out on New York’s John F. Kennedy Airport has people talking and not in a good way. According to […]
Kickstarter investigating doomed drone
It has been hailed as one of the biggest Kickstarter scams, well, ever. But the case of a doomed drone that appeared on the crowdfunding […]
New York State imposes travel ban as city garbled by snow
NEW YORK — A travel ban within New York City has reportedly been imposed according to city officials. Weather forecasters in the area estimate that […]
Don’t Blink Twice: Throw out the lettuce in your ice box – You’ve Been Warned
DETROIT — Health officials have confirmed to Daily News America that one death linked to Dole Salad’s and Lettuces has been made official. Officials say […]