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Guy has penile implant surgery, sues doctor who did it [Hilarious]

PENIS1Apparently its not just women who are looking, to erm, have a little help in the body department. Enter: Daniel Metzgar, a man who apparently had penile implant surgery earlier this year, and well (erm….) is now reportedly suing the doctor who performed the surgery because he hilariously had a boner for about 8 months.

The prosthesis apparently left Metzgar ‘50%’ smaller than he was from the get-go, after the procedure ultimately failed and some of the remnants had to be removed (although) the doctor claims that Metzgar ignored his requests to remove the pieces from his ‘robotic-penis’ if you will until April.

Commence giggling.

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Hi, I'm Jacobs. No, I do not have a personal Twitter. I do not believe in social media outside of work. I am the Editor & Chief, and Founder of the Daily News Network. I am a supporter of LGBT Rights, Animal Rights, and Smaller Government. Follow me on Twitter @BendellDNO.
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